Today I will teach you...(episode one(1))

So after many attempts to locate Steve and failing miserably I have almost decided to stop looking for his affection and praise and put my energy into something else. So here I am trying to be the professor I went to school to become...

Hello to all of my pupils, My name is Professor C.M. Blaine but you all can call me Julian. I will be teaching you all how to make things of uselessness and how you too can teach your friends the same things. **Warning** these things are not to be eaten or fed to anyone and I am not responsible for any injury or death that may come because of it. I will also inform anyone who reads this about other things that I know about and figure that you need to informed about. **Warning** most of the time its not true but if you argue it with anyone it might sound like you know more than they do. This will be a weekly informative session from me to all of you.

Lets get this started!

Today I will teach you how to make Lemon icing! the first thing you need to do is have some powdered sugar or confectioners sugar because it is the same thing! The next thing you need to Is to measure out equal parts of powdered sugar and urine to make it yellow naturally! Then after it is well mixed you must get 4 lemons and peel them with a zester and mix that into your icing that you have so far to give it its lemon flavor! Now you have lemon icing! You should save this lemon icing for our next weeks project.

That is all for today!