Oh the holidays, how I loath them....

I know i said I enjoy the holidays or well what i call our holiday, but not the actual holiday time as you know after you were captured by DaShawn he proceeded to take over and destroy families homes and shops and ever took over our castle no matter how guarded it was with the moat and the water leprechauns that we so lovingly raised to defend our palace but unfortunately the sweet soothing sound of bagpipes in the distance calms them and allowed our poor babies to be taken as well. Before i go any further i must tell you i do have good news and this letter is longer than normal i might even have to send it as two or more parcels....I hope this is not too long winded for you and you will have the time to read it. But as far as good news bad news comes with it and so i will lead with the good and end with the bad but the bad is not as bad as it could be like when you were taken from me. Good news is my band of helpers and i have reached out palace and have began to scout it. the bad news is that we have to do it in the dark and cover of the night with very dim lanterns not to draw attention to ourselves. finally i must end this letter although i feel i could write forever to you and i will end it on a positive thought, the few water leprechauns that are still there remember us and our love and are trying to help me brandon is there and little lisa has grown up to be a full 2ft long...<3 forever Bartholin

(sent as 3 parcels)