The start of something interesting...

So this morning I was heading into the forest where the dragon hawks lay their eggs and the moms guard them but I really needed to gather some eggs to make some cakes. As I entered the area WHAM I was ambushed by the bush monsters that were hidden protectors of Steve. For those who don't know Steve is an amazing warrior from the realm where I met Larry years ago.... If you don't know who Larry is a forgotten king who was put back in power and placed on his rightful place on the throne. Even though Larry has forgotten about me he is no longer the focus of our story.

So back to Steve, let me describe him....Steve is a tall dark muscular cow-ish man who carries not one but TWO big swords of mighty decimating power. As Steve ran up the path on his massive chicken he must have seen me and my pet kitty-who was just scratching at dead bodies of dragon hawks- struggling to kill the 3-40 dragon hawks that had us surrounded when he leapt off his chicken and with one fell swinging whirlwind they all fell dead. My petty kitty enjoys taking the skin off of the dead bodies and Steve had not taken the loot off them dragon hawks. And for future reference my pet kitty is named Kevin. Now as Steve was riding off into the distance Kevin yowled in dismay in hopes that Steve would come back to retrieve his loot, and he did!

Now I spoke to Steve saying "Thanks for looting!" and he answered me with a simple and elegant "NP" and nothing else was said but I knew that this was the start of something interesting.