It is time for the truth...

It has been a long time coming for the truth to be revealed, but lets start from the beginning..............My group of friends Hinto (Lewis as you know him) Beaux (who was also Hinto's girlfriend) Mike (Uncle Mike who is not my uncle but a long time friend) some pug and myself (My name is Chris) were farming nether shards to buy gear on the broken shore when ToS was still new and current content. As you know the beacons that are used to summon the portals for the creatures to come out that dropped the shards could really clog up your bank and bags. Well as i said we were out there farming shards when all of a sudden an alliance priest named Larryspriest showed up and started to summon portals for us, now we were on the horde so our pug and even we killed or attacked you once since we didn't realize what you were doing for us right away.....As time went on and we farmed for a good amount of time you stayed there and were opening portals feeding the ones we already had things like that, I told our group on voice that i should get on my alliance hunter and send you a thank you note with some gold and stuff....so i did.

That is only the beginning of our relationship which you started! I don't remember if it was everyday that i wrote you a note sending you a little bit of gold or a lot of gold what ever i had i normally made a even number in my bags, or send you a round number. I enjoy making up fictional stores and implementing some aspects from real life or from other "trolls" that my friends and i have done in game or otherwise. Sooo here we go deeper into the stuff of this adventure that i took you on with me and i hope that you enjoyed it as i did and i hope that you can look back and LOL some.

So as it is Casper is the owner of an "adult toy/home improvement store" and i am one of his employees named Wendy... the reason why this is important is because this is where the name DaShawn came from, who as you know is the evil king in my adventures to "find" you in the letters that you have received. Sorry i know i might be getting off track but I felt it was important for you to know as part of the storyline. Every letter was sent into snapchat for my friends to read, as well as posted here.

To continue on even more Hinto Beaux Mike Casper and I made a horde guild to promote this website where all of these are posted. We all had macros to spam groups and trade telling people to check my blog and read the fantastic journey to find you, Larry my love. Now i know that you saw the horde panda with your name on the darkmoon island in that arena and it freaked you out a little, and for that i felt bad and i am sorry, but i did it for fun since sometimes the only stress relieving things i can do are online making people have fun and laugh.

When i joined your guild i didnt know what to expect but then i had a lot of fun hanging out doing dungeons questing helping people get gear and all of that. When i decided to ask hinto and beaux to join your guild was a while after i got my monk in there but it was fun and i knew that they enjoy doing the same stuff so it would be fun for them as well. Then uncle mike and casper joined and its fun to do things as a team like we did before and playing with our new found friend, you King Larry!

Here is where i start to feel bad My name is Chris like i said earlier Beaux and I are NOT brother and sister all the things we have said we made up on the fly not rehearsed just stuff that sounds funny, HOWEVER i look at her like family she kinda is like a sister i never had she helped out by being a "Boob Fairy" for my daughter and bought her her first bras since i didn't know what do or what to buy and now my daughter calls he Auntie Beaux. Even when i had my friends join Hinto and Beaux were dating they went on trips together they would talk fight argue things couples do and they played really well together making dungeons and raiding a lot of fun and less work that it sounds like.

When i disappeared it was because my computer was (and still is having heat problems). Its not that i stopped playing because i hate anyone or was uncomfortable i really like the style in which you run your guild however, i understand if you don't want me to be in it anymore please just remove my characters or talk to me is fine too... i didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable from this or cause harm it was just a way for me to spend gold and have some fun with my friends. I told them all at the end of the expansion i would write you this letter explaining as much as i could.

To recap, Because of your kind actions on the broken shore to my farming group you have become King Larry! A kind loving king of his subjects, and a friend to all.

All hail King Larry!

We have finally defeated The Evil King DaShawn so you could reclaim your rightful thrown and assume the proper role of King Larry!

I hope that you are not too mad and kind find the humor and levity in the notes that i have sent and can have a laugh about it all.

<3 forever Bartholin.